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The upside of brain cancer
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The upside of brain cancer
by Ikyoto » Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:18 am
I'm "20 minutes to get ny pants back on after pissing" drunk on half a liter of 50 proof. Saving a LOT of money.
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by vendic » Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:47 am
You might want to lay off the booze and save the few cells you have left. 
Thanks for all the fish.
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by SciFiFisher » Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:54 pm
I was thinking that he couldn't afford to kill too many more.
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by Loresinger » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:14 pm
but its only the weak ones ....
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by Ikyoto » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:21 am
I was drinking myself brilliant.
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by hap » Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:29 am
And here I always thought the upside of brain cancer was finding out that yes, you do indeed have an actual brain...
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by vendic » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:22 am
Brain is a very loosely defined term.
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by SciFiFisher » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:46 pm
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: The upside of brain cancer
by code monkey » Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:11 pm
it now takes you 0.5L of 50 proof to get plastered and that's a decrease?! I am in awe. may you live 120yrs and then leave your liver to the foie gras research institute.
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn
come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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