Particle physics a la Dave Barry

Particle physics a la Dave Barry

Postby Cyborg Girl » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:53 pm

No, seriously.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/ ... e-collider

The Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline last night. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable.

"We had electrical problems, and we are pretty sure this was caused by a small animal," says Arnaud Marsollier, head of press for CERN, the organization that runs the $7 billion particle collider in Switzerland. Although they had not conducted a thorough analysis of the remains, Marsollier says they believe the creature was "a weasel, probably."


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Re: Particle physics a la Dave Barry

Postby grapes » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:06 pm

There have been previous incidents, including one in 2009, when a bird is believed to dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems

Why, o why, aren't they covering these things? Engineers drop bagels too
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Re: Particle physics a la Dave Barry

Postby Thumper » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:16 pm

Varmits are known to cause all manner of mayhem if you let them.
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Re: Particle physics a la Dave Barry

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:26 pm

Reminds me of Grace Hopper's computer bug
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Re: Particle physics a la Dave Barry

Postby Swift » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:14 pm

:rofl: roll: :rockon:
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