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Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Cyborg Girl » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:40 pm

And completely deserved, too.

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When I first saw that, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby SciFiFisher » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:51 pm

:cheer: roll:
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Thumper » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:26 am

I think I'm gonna have to like that.
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:40 pm

I must say it's pretty damned funny :D
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Loresinger » Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:08 pm

funny AND true - best combo
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby SciFiFisher » Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:30 pm

Wait.... :o

How does this tweeter know what a boiled scrotum looks like anyway? :o
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:21 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:Wait.... :o

How does this tweeter know what a boiled scrotum looks like anyway? :o


Do you REALLY want to know? :P
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby code monkey » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:59 pm

SciFiFisher wrote:Wait.... :o

How does this tweeter know what a boiled scrotum looks like anyway? :o


I, too. was wondering.
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Thumper » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:46 am

How else do you get Rocky Mountain Oysters?
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:41 pm

Thumper wrote:How else do you get Rocky Mountain Oysters?


That begs the question, how do you get Blue Point Oysters? :P
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby SciFiFisher » Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:05 pm

Thumper wrote:How else do you get Rocky Mountain Oysters?


IIRC those are fried. :P
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Thumper » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:24 pm

But we're trying to be health conscious these days, so we're trying to avoid fried foods!
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby vendic » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:25 pm

Fired food!
We had ribs last night.
SFC found a rack really cheap and it fed the three of us for dinner.
But we've now had too much meat so are progressing towards vegetarian food.
Of course once we're on the boat, we'll be adding fish. Fish here is just not worth buying.
Speaking of which, chicken and pork in this area is cheaper than veggies. But they pack so much fluid into the meat that when cooked it shrinks to half the size. I'm not kidding. We had chicken thighs the other day that I did Greek style and they were huge when I put them in but after they were cooked they were about two mouthfuls for me each. Something around here has changed. Only a year or so ago we didn't have that happening.
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Loresinger » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:54 pm

you lost me at ribs LOL (we need a drool icon)
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby SciFi Chick » Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:55 pm

Yeah - when he was getting ready to do the thighs, he was only going to cook four, but I insisted he cook all eight, because I had a feeling they would shrink. Unfortunately, I was right.
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby SciFiFisher » Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:52 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:
Thumper wrote:How else do you get Rocky Mountain Oysters?


That begs the question, how do you get Blue Point Oysters? :P


You could try the Oyster Guide :P
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Re: Best insult I've seen in a while

Postby Thumper » Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:19 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:
Thumper wrote:How else do you get Rocky Mountain Oysters?


That begs the question, how do you get Blue Point Oysters? :P
Snap On makes oysters?
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