My five year old granddaughter is currently a big fan of "knock knock" jokes, like most five year olds. Her favorite is some usually some variation on the "Interrupting Cow" theme. Just in case there is anyone out there who hasn't heard it:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting cow w--
Moo!!!
The different versions tend to feature different interrupting animals, and, of course, we laugh obligingly. However, yesterday's version caught us off guard:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Donald Trump!
Interrupting Donald Trum---
TWEEEET!!!!!
Her mom thinks maybe they need to spend less time talking politics in front of the kids.
FWIS3
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Knock, knock
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Knock, knock
by gethen » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:40 pm
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Re: Knock, knock
by pumpkinpi » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:39 pm
We do the chicken-crossing-the-road variations in our house. These are our current favorites:
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
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Re: Knock, knock
by Tarragon » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:39 pm
Teach the kid to sing "Rockin' Robin" and then take the show on the road.
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Re: Knock, knock
by pumpkinpi » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:40 pm
And our favorite knock-knock, now on to its 2nd generation is
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey Mouse's underwear!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey Mouse's underwear!
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
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Re: Knock, knock
by Swift » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:46 pm
gethen wrote:Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Donald Trump!
Interrupting Donald Trum---
TWEEEET!!!!!
ROFL 
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Re: Knock, knock
by Thumper » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:28 pm
geonuc wrote:I like that kid already.
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Re: Knock, knock
by code monkey » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:05 am
pumpkinpi wrote:We do the chicken-crossing-the-road variations in our house. These are our current favorites:
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
well, why did they?
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn
come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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Re: Knock, knock
by pumpkinpi » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:04 pm
code monkey wrote:pumpkinpi wrote:We do the chicken-crossing-the-road variations in our house. These are our current favorites:
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
well, why did they?
It wanted to stretch its legs!
It was stapled to the chicken.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
"Standing at the forefront of human ignorance." Daniel and Jorge Explain the Universe
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Re: Knock, knock
by code monkey » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:50 am
thanks!
you brought back a memory of an afternoon with Michael's nephew when he was ~5. he had an enormous book of knock-knock jokes and a tape recorder. need I say more?
you brought back a memory of an afternoon with Michael's nephew when he was ~5. he had an enormous book of knock-knock jokes and a tape recorder. need I say more?
and still i persist in wondering whether folly must always be our nemesis. edgar pangborn
come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
come gentle night. come loving black browed night
give me my romeo. and when he shall die
take him and cut him out in little stars
and he will make the face of heaven so fine
that all will be in love with night
and pay no worship to the garish sun. william shakespeare
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