Product naming by mall ninjas

[lady_*nix]

So, uh, apparently I'm not the only person who noticed this.

https://twitter.com/qntm/status/1317590327700705281

I did wind up using Ripjaws RAM sticks to upgrade my last desktop, because they had good reviews and were relatively cheap. But uh wow that name.

[Rommie]

I'm just surprised none of the names are NSFW

[lady_*nix]

So I thought the tacticool names were the worst it got, but sadly no. One of my friends just alerted me to the existence of a category of perfume diffusing, imaginary anime girlfriend themed graphics cards.

For instance, this.

I just... why.

[grapes]

I just... why.

Evolution

I think one of the next steps is an atmospheric carbon extraction module. It’ll leave a small deposit behind your computer every morning, and it’ll come with a supply of plastic gloves so you can pick it up and up it in your neighbor’s trash.