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XOF News Playboy edition




Sports Illustrated, continuing to raise the age of swimsuit models, has confirmed that their base for their swimsuit issue consists solely of boomers, the only generation of the twentieth century raised in sexual repression. Chad Exeter, spokesmodel for Generation X, explained that they didn’t have to go to the beach to see thinly clad bodies, “All my Mom’s friends were pretty hot! and Dad was wearing a Speedo around the house.” Even Frank Roach, of the Silent Generation, had this to say about the Martha Stewart spread, “She’s just a kid, I’d like to see more mature bodies.” For some reason, we couldn’t find anybody from the Greatest Generation to comment, and most Millennials were too busy, doing stuff.

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At a Twitter show today, Ron DeSantis announced his candidacy for US President. He avoided touching on Trump directly but said government is not about building a brand. an obvious reference to Melania’s Head of State NFT collection. Trump tweeted back, my red button is bigger than yours!!!! To show that the DeSantis campaign is more focused on their democrat opponents, they announced a new campaign slogan, LESS JOE, MORE RON. Jon Stewart commented, “as a country, you cringe to see this, but as a comedian, this is like manna from heaven.”

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McCARTHY: TRUMP CAN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG, HE’S TOO STUPID

MTG: THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG TODAY, THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE BEING STUPID A CRIME

WALTER CLAPP, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN YELLOWSTONE: THE UNEDUCATED DESERVE REPRESENTATION

PINO (POLITICS IN NAME ONLY) PARTY: JOIN US, WE’LL IGNORE POLITICS TOGETHER

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IDK why it keeps making me laugh all day today, but I read today that the average American president/ ex-president has been charged with 2 felonies over the course of US history. Statistics can be funny.

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I had to google Walter Clapp