Lose weight fast!!!

Lose weight fast!!!

Postby cid » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:14 pm

...but it comes back three seconds later...

Oh, by the way...Sir Patrick has been deceased for over a year now...
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Re: Lose weight fast!!!

Postby pumpkinpi » Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:26 pm

Oh My heavens.
At exactly 9:47 am, the planet Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth.


And Pluto's nice enough to do it in every time zone!

...if you jump in the air at 9:47AM local time on January 4th 2014, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
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Re: Lose weight fast!!!

Postby FZR1KG » Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:02 pm

rofl
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Re: Lose weight fast!!!

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:12 am

Hey it's December 28th, I guess Sir Patrick's spirit in the great observatory in the sky decided to celebrate The day of the Innocent Saints (which is when WE spiritually superior Latin-Americans do "April Fool" pranks)
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Re: Lose weight fast!!!

Postby cid » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:29 am

Oxymorons:

Civil Servant
Military Intelligence
Microsoft Works
Innocent Saints

...more?
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Re: Lose weight fast!!!

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:47 am

cid wrote:Oxymorons:

Civil Servant
Military Intelligence
Microsoft Works
Innocent Saints

...more?


Emotional Intelligence :P
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Re: Lose weight fast!!!

Postby SciFiFisher » Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:35 am

Sigma_Orionis wrote:
cid wrote:Oxymorons:

Civil Servant
Military Intelligence
Microsoft Works
Innocent Saints

...more?


Emotional Intelligence :P



Jumbo Shrimp..... what? Someone was thinking it. :lol:
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