A: The hippo is heavy, the Zippo is a little lighter.
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Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:21 pm
Q: What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: The hippo is heavy, the Zippo is a little lighter.
A: The hippo is heavy, the Zippo is a little lighter.
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: Dad Jokes
by Rommie » Mon Aug 01, 2022 3:11 pm
Soooo, having fun with those grandkids around the house eh? 
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Re: Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:43 pm
Rommie wrote:Soooo, having fun with those grandkids around the house eh?
Well, yes.
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: Dad Jokes
by pumpkinpi » Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:40 am
I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
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Re: Dad Jokes
by pumpkinpi » Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:46 am
pumpkinpi wrote:I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
AND 1 minute after I posted this, Buster said, "what was that joke about evaporation?" Totally unprovoked. I told it to him a earlier today.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
"Standing at the forefront of human ignorance." Daniel and Jorge Explain the Universe
"Standing at the forefront of human ignorance." Daniel and Jorge Explain the Universe
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Re: Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Thu Aug 04, 2022 12:59 pm
pumpkinpi wrote:pumpkinpi wrote:I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
AND 1 minute after I posted this, Buster said, "what was that joke about evaporation?" Totally unprovoked. I told it to him a earlier today.
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:02 pm
For Buster.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: Dad Jokes
by Thumper » Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:46 pm
The syndicated radio show I listen to in the mornings features a "joke of the day" by one of the cast that are exactly like these silly jokes. 
Look for the Helpers. You will always find people who are helping.
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Re: Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:49 am
Well, it seems we need another one...
I just discovered I am colorblind. It came out of the purple!
I just discovered I am colorblind. It came out of the purple!
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Mon Aug 29, 2022 3:47 pm
If a child refuses to nap, is it resisting a rest?
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: Dad Jokes
by Sigma_Orionis » Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:19 pm
Good Grief! We've created a MONSTER!
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Re: Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:19 pm
Sigma_Orionis wrote:Good Grief! We've created a MONSTER!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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Re: Dad Jokes
by SciFiFisher » Fri Sep 23, 2022 8:41 pm
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If you are sick only on week days you might have a weekend immune system
If you are sick only on week days you might have a weekend immune system
"To create more positive results in your life, replace 'if only' with 'next time'." — Author Unknown
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." — Vernon Law
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