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Postby SciFiFisher » Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:21 pm

Q: What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A: The hippo is heavy, the Zippo is a little lighter. :dance:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby lady_*nix » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:56 am

amazing :lol:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Rommie » Mon Aug 01, 2022 3:11 pm

Soooo, having fun with those grandkids around the house eh? :P
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby SciFiFisher » Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:43 pm

Rommie wrote:Soooo, having fun with those grandkids around the house eh? :P


Well, yes. roll:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby pumpkinpi » Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:40 am

I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!

Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?

He will be mist.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby pumpkinpi » Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:46 am

pumpkinpi wrote:I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!

Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?

He will be mist.

AND 1 minute after I posted this, Buster said, "what was that joke about evaporation?" Totally unprovoked. I told it to him a earlier today.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby SciFiFisher » Thu Aug 04, 2022 12:59 pm

pumpkinpi wrote:
pumpkinpi wrote:I get those off Twitter. MrPi has no interest in them. Buster loves them. So they are Mom jokes in our house!

Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?

He will be mist.

AND 1 minute after I posted this, Buster said, "what was that joke about evaporation?" Totally unprovoked. I told it to him a earlier today.


:rockon: :rofl:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby SciFiFisher » Thu Aug 04, 2022 1:02 pm

For Buster.

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Thumper » Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:46 pm

The syndicated radio show I listen to in the mornings features a "joke of the day" by one of the cast that are exactly like these silly jokes. :D
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby SciFiFisher » Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:49 am

Well, it seems we need another one...

I just discovered I am colorblind. It came out of the purple! :lol:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby SciFiFisher » Mon Aug 29, 2022 3:47 pm

If a child refuses to nap, is it resisting a rest? :lol:
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Sigma_Orionis » Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:19 pm

Good Grief! We've created a MONSTER! :P
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby SciFiFisher » Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:19 pm

Sigma_Orionis wrote:Good Grief! We've created a MONSTER! :P


Bwahahahahahahaha!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby SciFiFisher » Fri Sep 23, 2022 8:41 pm

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